Filed under: 2011, poetry, writings | Tags: paint the rock, poetry, shiv kotecha, troll thread
TROLL THREAD‘s LATEST RELEASE: PAINT CELEBRITIES WITH PAINT THE ROCK BY SHIV KOTECHA
ITEM NUMBERS
An ITEM NUMBER is a musical performance that has little to do with the subject of the film in which it appears.
[MP3]
STAND ON THE ROCK
PUT YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
SPIN
STAND ON THE ROCK
PUT YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
SPIN
REPEAT
STAND ON THE ROCK
PUT YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
SPIN
REPEAT
STAND BEHIND THE PALM
COLOR
BLACK AND WHITE
13 WOMEN APPLAUD
APPEAR, ON THE BYPATH, ON A HORSE
REVEAL FACE
IRIS OUT
MAN ON HORSE ARRIVES
HAVE HORSE TAKE THIRTEEN SMALL STEPS
HAVE HORSE SLOW DOWN
WIPE LEFT
LIFT HEAD ABOVE WATER AND BREATHE OUT
UNDERNEATH WATERFALL, REST IN WHITE
HAVE HORSE TAKE THIRTEEN SMALL STEPS
HAVE HORSE SLOW DOWN
WIPE LEFT
GRAB HER HAND AND GRAB THE CLOSELINE
TOSS HER ON THE BED AND SING TO HER
BEHIND THE PALM TOUCH YOUR ARM TO HER ARM
REVEAL FACE
REPEAT
COLOR
POINT AT HER
SPIN
LAUD
SING TO HER
TAKE 45 STEPS RAPIDLY, IN PLACE
MOVE ONE FOOT TO YOUR LEFT
REPEAT
MOVE ONE FOOT FORWARD AND TAKE 45 STEPS RAPIDLY, IN PLACE
TOUCH YOUR CHIN AND LOOK DIRECTLY AT ME
WHILE LAYING IN THE WATER RAISE YOUR ARMS
12 WOMEN MAKE A CIRCLE
A DEAR EMERGES
SHAKE YOUR HEAD AND REPEAT
NOD
LIFT POT ABOVE HEAD AND RINSE
COLOR
GRAB HER FROM BEHIND
COLOR
GO DOWN THE STAIRS
COLOR
GO BACK UP
COLOR
OFFER YOUR HAND
COLOR
WALK RIGHT PAST HIM
COLOR
CARRY HER AWAY
BW
GRAB WAIST
DANCE TOGETHER ON THE ROCK
EMBRACE AND REMAIN DRY
CIRCLE AROUND HER
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD
REVEAL FACE
SING TO HER FROM THE LEFT
COLOR
SING TO HER FROM THE RIGHT
BEHIND THE PALM, BALANCE
SPLASH
JOIN HANDS
WRITHE SHOULDERS
COLOR
REMOVE ITEM FROM CLOSELINE
REMOVE ITEM FROM CLOSELINE
REMOVE ITEM FROM CLOSELINE
REMOVE CLOSELINE
8 WOMEN IN A LINE
MAN ARRIVES FROM BEHIND
TAKE ONE HUNDRED STEPS IN PLACE
COLOR
A PEACOCK EMERGES
TAKE 300 PACES TO THE LEFT AND 300 STEPS IN PLACE
RUN TO THE RIGHT OF THE BED
HOLD HER HAND
18 WOMEN TOSS FLOWERS
18 CHILDREN EMERGE
A MARQUEE FLICKERS
HUNDREDS OF ARMS EMERGE
RUN THROUGH THE DOOR
BLOW KISSES AND COME DOWN THE STAIRS
BLOW THREE KISSES
EXTEND ARMS OUT
ASK WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR
ANSWER WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR
HOLD UP ONE DIGIT
HOLD UP TWO DIGITS
HOLD UP THREE DIGITS
ONE HUNDRED HANDS EMERGE
THE STAGE IS SET
100 WOMEN FORM 6 LINES
ONE WOMAN AMONG MANY MEN
MOVE FORWARD
REVEAL HANDS IN THE SPOT LIGHT
17 WOMEN IN YELLOW REPEAT
A DRUMMER APPEARS UNDER A SPOTLIGHT
4 MOTOR CYCLES DESCEND
CHANGE CLOTHES
TWO MEN APPEAR
TALK TO THE AUDIENCE
CHANGE CLOTHES
FIND A TAMBOURINE
MOTOR CYCLES ARRIVE
CHANGE CLOTHES
RELEASE HAIR
6 SIGNS ARE IN HAND
2 MEN LOCK EYES
PLAY THE SAXOPHONE
SHUT THE LIGHTS
CHANGE CLOTHES
CHANGE CLOTHES
CHANGE CLOTHES
CHANGE CLOTHES
SCOOT TWO FEET ON STAGE AND TAKE 20 STEPS IN PLACE
SPIN
SPIN
WINK
3 MEN LOCK EYES
4 MEN LOCK EYES
MAN PUTS HANDS ABOVE HEAD & FLEXES
MEN BEHAND MAN NOD & MEN BEGIN TO SING
MEN CREATE WALKWAY FOR MAN & MAN WALKS THROUGH
MEN POINT AT MEN & MEN FIND STICKS
MEN LOSE STICKS & MEN JUMP
MEN POINT AT MAN & TOUCH HEART
MEN PUTS HANDS ABOVE HEAD & MEN NOD
TOUCH ARM & NOD
TOUCH ARM & NOD
MAN BEGINS TO DANCE WITH MEN & REPEAT
BLACK & WHITE & HEELS RISE
MEN DANCE & TOUCH HEART
GRIP ARM & RELEASE
RUNNING MOTION & REPEAT
MEN RUN AROUND MAN & MAN WALKS ON STAGE
MAN JUMPS ABOVE MEN & WHISTLES
WHISTLES & WHISTLES
FOUR TUBAS EMERGE
FOUR DRUMS ARE TOSSED BETWEEN 4 MEN
13 MASKED DRAGONS BOW
MOVE SLOWLY TOWARDS THE THRONE
A PRINCE EMERGES
15 MAIDENS SPIN 15 TIMES
DANCE FOR THE THRONE
GRAB FACE WITH BOTH HANDS
REVEAL FACE
EXTEND
LEAN ALL THE WAY BACK AND TURN AROUND
TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
CYMBALS CLASH
LOOK AHEAD
PUT YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
RAISE YOUR ELBOW AND BEND BACK
A THIEF EMERGES
NOD
LOOK FOR HIM
NOD
REPEAT
A THIEF EMERGES
8 MEN SMOKE PIPES
SPIN 10 TIMES
RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE TO THE PILLAR AND RUN BACK
SPIN AT A SLOWER PACE 20 TIMES
DANCE BETWEEN THE DRUMS
THE THIEF STEPS BACK
SPIN 50 TIMES
THE DRAGONS TURN TO STONE
THE DRUMS BEAT
A CROWN EMERGES
FROM BEHIND THE TENT REVEAL HIP FORWARD
25 MEN EMERGE ON COTS
JUMP 3 TIMES IN FRONT OF THE FIRE
TOUCH LIPS
REMOVE FAN
TILT ARM AND NECK
GRIP HAND
CURL FINGERS
PLACE BACK OF LEFT HAND ON YOUR FOREHEAD
FACE YOUR PALM TOWARDS ME
ROTATE
SWING YOUR BODY AND MIND
ASK WHO IT IS
ASK WHO IS PLAYING THE FLUTE
PLAY THE FLUTE
REVEAL FACE
SHUT EYES
STEP FORWARD
ROTATE
SWING HIP AND PACE BACK
LOCK ARMS IN PLACE
SWING YOUR FEET
DISAPPEAR AFTER BENDING
RAISE YOUR HANDS 5 TIMES
DROP YOUR HANDS 5 TIMES
A GUITARIST EMERGES ON HIS KNEES
IN ONE ROTATION SHAKE 14 TIMES
IN ONE ROTATION SHAKE 15 TIMES
IN ONE ROTATION SHAKE 38 TIMES
SPIN 3 TIMES AROUND THE FIRE
REPEAT
20 DRUMMERS EMERGE
SPIN ON THE FLOOR
LOCK EYES
HOLD COT TIGHT
REPEAT
HOP IN PLACE
HOLD THAT COT TIGHT
MEANWHILE PLACE THE BOMB IN THE TENT AND GET YOUR GUN READY
BEND ALL THE WAY BACK
LEAN FORWARD
SPIN 35 TIMES
BLOW UP ALL THE TENTS
001
Roseanne and Stuff
024
Inherit the Roseanne
002
We’re in the Roseanne
025
Little Roseanne
003
R-O-S-E-A-N-N-E
026
Roseanne By Disassociation
004
Roseanne Lessons
027
Somebody Stole My Roseanne
005
Roseanne Days
028
House of Roseannes
006
Roseanne’s Lane
029
Five of A Roseanne
007
The Roseanne Game
030
BOO!
008
Here’s to Good Roseannes
031
Sweet Roseannes
009
Dan’s Roseanne Bash
032
Roseanne Gathers Together
010
Roseanne
033
Brain-Dead Roseanne Society
011
Roseanne Time
034
Rosie-cop
012
The Monday Thru Friday Roseanne
035
No Talking
013
Bridge Over Troubled Roseanne
036
Chicken Roseannes
014
Roseanne’s Day
037
One for the Roseanne
015
Nightmare on Roseanne St.
038
An Officer and a Roseanne
016
Roseanne Story
039
Born to Be Roseanne
017
Becky’s Roseanne
040
Roseanne
018
Slice of Roseanne
041
Roseanne’s Hungry
019
Roseanne’s Overtime
042
All of Roseanne
020
Roseanne, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore
043
To Roseanne the Truth
021
Roseanne and Stuff
044
Fender Roseanne
022
Dear Mom and Roseanne
045
April Fool’s Roseanne
023
Let’s Call it Roseannes
A post has been a longtime coming. Apparently this blog is for mixtapes this summer. So, I’ll see you in the fall.
DOWNLOAD HERE
FEAT
Balam Acab – Oh Why
Keep Shelly in Athens – Song to Cheer You Up
SLEEP ∞ OVER – Romantic Streams
Gang Gang Dance – Bond
Jürgen Müller – Meeresbett Meditation (Sea Bed Meditation)
Ford & Lopatin – Surrender
Grimes – Grisgirs
Steve Mason – Boys Outside (Keep Shelly in Athens remix)
Linda Perhacs – Chimacum Rain
John Maus – Keep Pushing On
Thundercat – For Love I Come
Active Child – Hanging On
Molly Nilsson – Hey Moon!
Nite Jewel – Lover
I spend more time, I’d say, on my Summer Drool mixtapes than any other — and more time than necessary indeed. But I’m usually quite happy with how they turn out. That said, IV shouldn’t disappoint. As expected, tucked between the Russell and Maus jams are hopefully a few songs you haven’t heard before.
This is for the heat of the night. Enjoy your patios, sweet teas, pools, little live boyequins.
Featuring:
1. Ford and Lopatin – Scumsoft
2. M83 – Kim and Jesse
3. R. Stevie Moore – Trilha 10
4. Ty Segall – Ceaser
5. Punks on Mars – Glitter on Mars
6. Light Asylum – Knights and Weekends
7. Robert Rental – Double Heart
8. Kurt Vile – On Tour
9. Twin Shadow – Savannah Howl
10. Etherea – Needuh
11. Blonde Redhead – My Plants are Dead (Games Rmx)
12. The Shoes ft. Primary 1 – People Movin
13. Hotel Mexico – Dear Les Friends
14. Soft Metals – Psychic Driving
15. Gang Gang Dance – Mindkilla
16. John Maus – Believer
17. Arthur Russell – Love Comes Back
So as to not forget what I’m loving and to always offer suggestions, here are things that make it well worth being a modern middle-class nearly-deaf man with the internet in 2011.
Filed under: 2011, free, mixtape, music | Tags: bangers, HEATBEATS, mixtape, most amounts of fun
It was my good friend Tobin’s birthday this past week and I made her a mixtape called HEAT|BEATS. It was made in the wee hours of the morning with the singular attempt of compiling my favorite BANGERS. In that it succeeds. I hope you enjoy it.
For tracklist…
