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TROLL THREAD‘s LATEST RELEASE: PAINT CELEBRITIES WITH PAINT THE ROCK BY SHIV KOTECHA
ITEM NUMBERS
An ITEM NUMBER is a musical performance that has little to do with the subject of the film in which it appears.
[MP3]
STAND ON THE ROCK
PUT YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
SPIN
STAND ON THE ROCK
PUT YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
SPIN
REPEAT
STAND ON THE ROCK
PUT YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
SPIN
REPEAT
STAND BEHIND THE PALM
COLOR
BLACK AND WHITE
13 WOMEN APPLAUD
APPEAR, ON THE BYPATH, ON A HORSE
REVEAL FACE
IRIS OUT
MAN ON HORSE ARRIVES
HAVE HORSE TAKE THIRTEEN SMALL STEPS
HAVE HORSE SLOW DOWN
WIPE LEFT
LIFT HEAD ABOVE WATER AND BREATHE OUT
UNDERNEATH WATERFALL, REST IN WHITE
HAVE HORSE TAKE THIRTEEN SMALL STEPS
HAVE HORSE SLOW DOWN
WIPE LEFT
GRAB HER HAND AND GRAB THE CLOSELINE
TOSS HER ON THE BED AND SING TO HER
BEHIND THE PALM TOUCH YOUR ARM TO HER ARM
REVEAL FACE
REPEAT
COLOR
POINT AT HER
SPIN
LAUD
SING TO HER
TAKE 45 STEPS RAPIDLY, IN PLACE
MOVE ONE FOOT TO YOUR LEFT
REPEAT
MOVE ONE FOOT FORWARD AND TAKE 45 STEPS RAPIDLY, IN PLACE
TOUCH YOUR CHIN AND LOOK DIRECTLY AT ME
WHILE LAYING IN THE WATER RAISE YOUR ARMS
12 WOMEN MAKE A CIRCLE
A DEAR EMERGES
SHAKE YOUR HEAD AND REPEAT
NOD
LIFT POT ABOVE HEAD AND RINSE
COLOR
GRAB HER FROM BEHIND
COLOR
GO DOWN THE STAIRS
COLOR
GO BACK UP
COLOR
OFFER YOUR HAND
COLOR
WALK RIGHT PAST HIM
COLOR
CARRY HER AWAY
BW
GRAB WAIST
DANCE TOGETHER ON THE ROCK
EMBRACE AND REMAIN DRY
CIRCLE AROUND HER
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD
REVEAL FACE
SING TO HER FROM THE LEFT
COLOR
SING TO HER FROM THE RIGHT
BEHIND THE PALM, BALANCE
SPLASH
JOIN HANDS
WRITHE SHOULDERS
COLOR
REMOVE ITEM FROM CLOSELINE
REMOVE ITEM FROM CLOSELINE
REMOVE ITEM FROM CLOSELINE
REMOVE CLOSELINE
8 WOMEN IN A LINE
MAN ARRIVES FROM BEHIND
TAKE ONE HUNDRED STEPS IN PLACE
COLOR
A PEACOCK EMERGES
TAKE 300 PACES TO THE LEFT AND 300 STEPS IN PLACE
RUN TO THE RIGHT OF THE BED
HOLD HER HAND
18 WOMEN TOSS FLOWERS
18 CHILDREN EMERGE
A MARQUEE FLICKERS
HUNDREDS OF ARMS EMERGE
RUN THROUGH THE DOOR
BLOW KISSES AND COME DOWN THE STAIRS
BLOW THREE KISSES
EXTEND ARMS OUT
ASK WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR
ANSWER WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR
HOLD UP ONE DIGIT
HOLD UP TWO DIGITS
HOLD UP THREE DIGITS
ONE HUNDRED HANDS EMERGE
THE STAGE IS SET
100 WOMEN FORM 6 LINES
ONE WOMAN AMONG MANY MEN
MOVE FORWARD
REVEAL HANDS IN THE SPOT LIGHT
17 WOMEN IN YELLOW REPEAT
A DRUMMER APPEARS UNDER A SPOTLIGHT
4 MOTOR CYCLES DESCEND
CHANGE CLOTHES
TWO MEN APPEAR
TALK TO THE AUDIENCE
CHANGE CLOTHES
FIND A TAMBOURINE
MOTOR CYCLES ARRIVE
CHANGE CLOTHES
RELEASE HAIR
6 SIGNS ARE IN HAND
2 MEN LOCK EYES
PLAY THE SAXOPHONE
SHUT THE LIGHTS
CHANGE CLOTHES
CHANGE CLOTHES
CHANGE CLOTHES
CHANGE CLOTHES
SCOOT TWO FEET ON STAGE AND TAKE 20 STEPS IN PLACE
SPIN
SPIN
WINK
3 MEN LOCK EYES
4 MEN LOCK EYES
MAN PUTS HANDS ABOVE HEAD & FLEXES
MEN BEHAND MAN NOD & MEN BEGIN TO SING
MEN CREATE WALKWAY FOR MAN & MAN WALKS THROUGH
MEN POINT AT MEN & MEN FIND STICKS
MEN LOSE STICKS & MEN JUMP
MEN POINT AT MAN & TOUCH HEART
MEN PUTS HANDS ABOVE HEAD & MEN NOD
TOUCH ARM & NOD
TOUCH ARM & NOD
MAN BEGINS TO DANCE WITH MEN & REPEAT
BLACK & WHITE & HEELS RISE
MEN DANCE & TOUCH HEART
GRIP ARM & RELEASE
RUNNING MOTION & REPEAT
MEN RUN AROUND MAN & MAN WALKS ON STAGE
MAN JUMPS ABOVE MEN & WHISTLES
WHISTLES & WHISTLES
FOUR TUBAS EMERGE
FOUR DRUMS ARE TOSSED BETWEEN 4 MEN
13 MASKED DRAGONS BOW
MOVE SLOWLY TOWARDS THE THRONE
A PRINCE EMERGES
15 MAIDENS SPIN 15 TIMES
DANCE FOR THE THRONE
GRAB FACE WITH BOTH HANDS
REVEAL FACE
EXTEND
LEAN ALL THE WAY BACK AND TURN AROUND
TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS
CYMBALS CLASH
LOOK AHEAD
PUT YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
RAISE YOUR ELBOW AND BEND BACK
A THIEF EMERGES
NOD
LOOK FOR HIM
NOD
REPEAT
A THIEF EMERGES
8 MEN SMOKE PIPES
SPIN 10 TIMES
RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE TO THE PILLAR AND RUN BACK
SPIN AT A SLOWER PACE 20 TIMES
DANCE BETWEEN THE DRUMS
THE THIEF STEPS BACK
SPIN 50 TIMES
THE DRAGONS TURN TO STONE
THE DRUMS BEAT
A CROWN EMERGES
FROM BEHIND THE TENT REVEAL HIP FORWARD
25 MEN EMERGE ON COTS
JUMP 3 TIMES IN FRONT OF THE FIRE
TOUCH LIPS
REMOVE FAN
TILT ARM AND NECK
GRIP HAND
CURL FINGERS
PLACE BACK OF LEFT HAND ON YOUR FOREHEAD
FACE YOUR PALM TOWARDS ME
ROTATE
SWING YOUR BODY AND MIND
ASK WHO IT IS
ASK WHO IS PLAYING THE FLUTE
PLAY THE FLUTE
REVEAL FACE
SHUT EYES
STEP FORWARD
ROTATE
SWING HIP AND PACE BACK
LOCK ARMS IN PLACE
SWING YOUR FEET
DISAPPEAR AFTER BENDING
RAISE YOUR HANDS 5 TIMES
DROP YOUR HANDS 5 TIMES
A GUITARIST EMERGES ON HIS KNEES
IN ONE ROTATION SHAKE 14 TIMES
IN ONE ROTATION SHAKE 15 TIMES
IN ONE ROTATION SHAKE 38 TIMES
SPIN 3 TIMES AROUND THE FIRE
REPEAT
20 DRUMMERS EMERGE
SPIN ON THE FLOOR
LOCK EYES
HOLD COT TIGHT
REPEAT
HOP IN PLACE
HOLD THAT COT TIGHT
MEANWHILE PLACE THE BOMB IN THE TENT AND GET YOUR GUN READY
BEND ALL THE WAY BACK
LEAN FORWARD
SPIN 35 TIMES
BLOW UP ALL THE TENTS
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Roseanne and Stuff
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Inherit the Roseanne
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We’re in the Roseanne
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Little Roseanne
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R-O-S-E-A-N-N-E
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Roseanne By Disassociation
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Roseanne Lessons
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Somebody Stole My Roseanne
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Roseanne Days
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House of Roseannes
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Roseanne’s Lane
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Five of A Roseanne
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The Roseanne Game
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BOO!
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Here’s to Good Roseannes
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Sweet Roseannes
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Dan’s Roseanne Bash
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Roseanne Gathers Together
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Roseanne
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Brain-Dead Roseanne Society
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Roseanne Time
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Rosie-cop
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The Monday Thru Friday Roseanne
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No Talking
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Bridge Over Troubled Roseanne
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Chicken Roseannes
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Roseanne’s Day
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One for the Roseanne
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Nightmare on Roseanne St.
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An Officer and a Roseanne
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Roseanne Story
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Born to Be Roseanne
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Becky’s Roseanne
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Roseanne
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Slice of Roseanne
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Roseanne’s Hungry
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Roseanne’s Overtime
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All of Roseanne
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Roseanne, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore
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To Roseanne the Truth
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Roseanne and Stuff
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Fender Roseanne
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Dear Mom and Roseanne
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April Fool’s Roseanne
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Let’s Call it Roseannes
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TWO LOCKS
TWO ROWS OF CASKS
TWO MEN
TWO OR THREE LITTLE GIRLS
TWO IVORY BALLS
TWO COCOA-NUTS
TWO PRINCIPLE ORNAMENTS
TWO FRIENDS
TWO STRANGERS
TWO ENGLISHMEN
TWO UNKOWN PERSONS
TWO LEGITIMATE SONS
TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND FRANCS
TWO MEN
TWO YEARS
TWO CORDIALS
TWO IDIOTS
TWO LANTERNS
TWO COVERS
TWO SHADOWS
TWO ROOMS
TWO PRINCIPAL WALKS
TWO PARISIANS
TWO LOWER WINGS
TWO FINGERS
TWO FRIENDS
TWO PARISIANS
TWO ORCHARDS
TWO SECTIONS
TWO OR THREE LANTERNS
(NO TWO ON SEVEN)
(NO TWO ON TWENTY)
TWO VISITORS
TWO CARTERS
TWO WOMEN
TWO LIBERS
TWO CLUMPS
TWO MEN
TWO YEARS
TWO POSTS
TWO PRINCIPAL ONES
TWO YEW TREES
TWO PORCELAIN KNOBS
TWO TREES
TWO PROPRIETORS
TWO LADIES
TWO FISTS
TWO HOSTS
TWO OR THREE LITTLE DETAILS HERE AND THERE
TWO LUNGS
TWO LAMALLAE
TWO YEARS
TWO PILLOWS
TWO OR THREE TIMES
TWO–NO MORE
TWO WORKS
TWO STRANGERS
TWO PAIRS OF BRACES
TWO OLD WOMEN
TWO MEN
TWO LEAGUES
TWO LEAGUES
TWO LEAGUES
TWO COMRADES
TWO ROOMS
TWO ANDIRONS
TWO ARGIL URNS
TWO STEPS
TWO COCOA-NUTS
TWO CUPIDS
TWO GRIFFINS
TWO URNS
TWO GENTLEMEN
TWO ANGELS’ WINGS
TWO OTHERS
TWO FRIENDS
TWO FRIENDS
TWO STEPS
TWO YEARS
TWO CHANNELS
TWO S’S
TWO ARMS AROUND ITS LEGS
TWO VOLUMES
TWO THOUSAND PERSONS
TWO EMPIRES
TWO BRIDGES
TWO PORTRAITS
TWO POINTS
TWO MASTERS
TWO PHRAMONDS
TWO GENTELMEN
TWO OR THREE LITTLE GLASSES
TWO SUBJECTS INTO ONE
TWO SQUINT EYES
TWO STRAIGHT EYES
TWO LITTLE SLAPS
TWO TORCHES
TWO DEPUTIES
TWO POLES
TWO PRAYERS
TWO FRIENDS
TWO OF HIS COMRADES
TWO GENDARMS
NAPKINS
TWO PRINTING-OFFICES
TWO FRIENDS
TWO STURDY AGRICULTURALISTS
TWO WORDS
TWO BISHOPS
TWO FLUIDS
TWO OF THE STICKS
TWO DAYS
TWO OF HIS FRONT TEETH
TWO FRIENDS
TWO WORTHIES
TWO BROOMSTICKS
TWO CORDS
TWO PULLEYS
TWO FRIENDS
TWO BRONZE LAMPS
TWO TURNS
TWO METAL CORDS
TWO THUMBS
TWO STICKS
TWO MAGNETISERS
TWO LONG BLACK ROBES WITH HOODS
TWO EYEHOLES
TWO BRANCHES
TWO OF THEM–EXTENSION AND THOUGH
TWO ORIGINATING CAUSES
TWO OTHER SPECIES
TWO PRELIMINARY COGNITIONS
TWO AND TWO
TWO PRINCIPAL MOVEMENTS
TWO PRELIMINARY COGNITIONS
TWO STONE OF SUGAR
TWO GENTLEMEN
TWO THOUSAND FRANCS
TWO GENDARMES
TWO WEIGHTS
TWO ROPES
TWO CHAIRS
TWO ADDITIONAL SPOONFULS
TWO SIDES FO THE TABERNACLE
TWO HANDS
ONE DAY
ONE VERY LOW NOTE
ONE OF HIS FRIENDS
ONE PERSON
ONE WHO AFFECTED THE LANGUAGE OF THE FAUBOURGS
ONE OCCASION
ONE SUNDAY
ONE AFTERNOON
ONE PLACE OR IN ANOTHER
ONE FINE DAY
ONE SIDE
ONE OF THEM
ONE ANOTHER
ONE DAY ON THE HIGH-ROAD
ONE ROOM TO ANOTHER
ONE BREATH
ONE ROOF TO THE OTHER
ONE PORTION BEING RESERVED
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SHEEP
ONE OF THEM
ONE MADE OF BRICK
ONE OF THEM
ONE ON EITHER ARM
ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER
ONE OF HIS SERVANT BOYS
ONE BLACKGUARD
ONE SIDE
ONE DAY
ONE AFTER THE OTHER
ONE ANOTHER
ONE ANOTHER
ONE ABOVE THE OTHER IN A MASS
ONE MORNING
ONE OF THEM
(NO ONE ON FOURTY NINE)
ONE WHO HAD FALLEN OVER A STOOL
ONE MOLECULE OF A
ONE OF THE MANIKINS
ONE OF THE PIECES
ONE ANOTHER
ONE ORGAN
ONE OCCASION
ONE TO COME DOWN FROM
ONE SPRING
ONE OF THEM
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSAND POUNDS
ONE DAY
ONE FAIR-DAY
ONE MONTH
ONE ANOTHER
ONE SIDE
ONE OF THESE MANIKINS
(NO ONE ON PAGE 70)
ONE RAY
ONE OF THEM
ONE OF THEM
ONE ANOTHER
ONE PORTION OF IT
ONE OF THEM
ONE PERSONAL OBSERVATION
ONE HUMAN BEING
ONE SOUND
ONE ANOTHER
ONE OF THE RORET MANUALS
ONE AFTERNOON
ONE TIME
ONE OF THE VOLUMES
ONE OF THOSE FOLDING HATS
ONE ANOTHER
ONE DAY
ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER
ONE BIGGER THAN THE REST
ONE PLACE
ONE SIDE
ONE AFTER THE OTHER
ONE DAY
ONE KNEE BETWEEN HIS HANDS
ONE OF THE MULLIONS
ONE ANOTHER
ONE ON THE TRACK OF AN INVALUABLE DISCOVERY
ONE AFTERNOON
ONE SIDE
ONE GLANCE
ONE SECTION OF THEM
ONE DAY
ONE OF ITS SIDES
ONE NIGHT
ONE EVENING
(NO ONE ON PAGE 107)
ONE BY ONE
ONE ANOTHER
ONE SPECIAL CAUSE
ONE RELIGION
ONE NATION
ONE PARTY
ONE SYSTEM
ONE OF HIS TUTORS
ONE OCCASION
ONE THING
ONE AT EACH SIDE
ONE AFTER THE OTHER
ONE NOVEL ON CHEMISTRY
ONE DAY
ONE OCCASION
ONE DAY
ONE HAND AGAINST A TREE
ONE WHO LOVES THE MOST
ONE SIDE
ONE OF THE WINDOWS
ONE OCCASION
ONE ARM
ONE OF THE DISINHERITED
ONE EVENING
ONE DAY
ONE AFTERNOON
ONE HUNDRED FEET
ONE END TO THE OTHER
ONE SUITABLE TO THEIR PURPOSE
ONE POINT
ONE PERFECTION
ONE KIND OF PERFECTION
ONE PHENOMENON
ONE ON THE OTHER
(NO ONE ON PAGE 213)
ONE ANOTHER
ONE OR THE OTHER
ONE BILL
ONE HUNDRED
ONE DEGREE MORE OF MOVEMENT
ONE EVENING
ONE DAY OR ANOTHER
ONE WORD MORE
ONE MORNING
ONE AFTERNOON
ONE DAY
ONE MINUTE
ONE OF THE CUPS
ONE EXCITED BY HUNGER
ONE OF THE CHAIRS
